427. men risk it all for the chance of a relationship

(from the yahoo newsroom)
after completing a tune-up on a police van, an auto mechanic took it out for a test drive, pants pulled down, masturbating while driving hither and yon, and particularly past a woman of interest, for whom he pleasured a couple of times to gain her attention, which he accomplished, and shortly after her 911 calls, was arrested.

(once again, proof positive that men are always willing to put it all on the line for the chance of a meaningful relationship.)