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Saturday, February 21, 2009

(from the files) 391. abundant sunshine

i love the weather channel, but sometimes i think they get a little carried away—probably out of boredom.
for example, when they say there will be abundant sunshine.
supposedly, today is such a day here in jersey.
i didn’t know it was possible to have more than just sunshine?
does it mean extra, super sunshine?
does it mean so much sunshine that there is some left over to go around?
like you can put some in a closet or basement or something?
it’s like declaring the temperature will be an abundant 73°.
of all the 73° days, this is gonna be the seventy threeist.

abundant buttocks i understand, but abundant sunshine?

1 comment:

itsmecissy said...

"Abundant sunshine" sounds so, so, optimistic! I love that phrase. It's better than "partly cloudy, with a chance of meatballs."