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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

fish oil

ever since my high blood pressure discovery, i’ve been taking fish oil daily.
probably have polished off a half dozen costco mega bottles by now.
in addition to seeing the old blood pressure ease a bit, i've noticed that i’ve switched to baths over showers, and lately they’ve been getting deeper and longer.

oh yeah, almost forgot.
there is the flopping around on the bathroom floor while drying off development too.


lightly said...

eeewww seriously bob your sex life is none of our business

Randy Johnson said...

When the bathtub isn't big enough anymore, there's always the pond Bob... and who knows, you might find a mermaid out there someday.

lightly said...

that reminds me, i have a cousin who flops around the bathroom floor while drying, with the amount of booze he drinks its amazing he can even manage to hold onto the floor.

itsmecissy said...

I've been taking the Costco fish oil tabs also, but my problem hasn't been flopping around on the bathroom floor; I can't stop telling fish jokes:

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?…You can’t tuna fish

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?…A beer-a-cuda

Why do penguins eat fish?…Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?…A herring aid

What do romantic fish sing to each other?…Salmon-chanted evening

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather

Which fish can perform operations?…A Sturgeon

What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?…Fish and ships

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?…No, they do everything on porpoise

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?…Whale of fortune

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?…He prawned everything


Robert Crane said...

where do i begin with these comments other than to say the starfish goes to itsme.

Pamela Beers. said...

If I had to codify this, I'd put lightly into the schmooze and booze category, Randy into the aquatic group, and itsme into the rank of head mermaid.

itsmecissy said...

Wow, a promotion!