ever since my high blood pressure discovery, i’ve been taking fish oil daily.
probably have polished off a half dozen costco mega bottles by now.
in addition to seeing the old blood pressure ease a bit, i've noticed that i’ve switched to baths over showers, and lately they’ve been getting deeper and longer.
oh yeah, almost forgot.
there is the flopping around on the bathroom floor while drying off development too.
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eeewww seriously bob your sex life is none of our business
When the bathtub isn't big enough anymore, there's always the pond Bob... and who knows, you might find a mermaid out there someday.
that reminds me, i have a cousin who flops around the bathroom floor while drying, with the amount of booze he drinks its amazing he can even manage to hold onto the floor.
bob,
I've been taking the Costco fish oil tabs also, but my problem hasn't been flopping around on the bathroom floor; I can't stop telling fish jokes:
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?…You can’t tuna fish
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?…A beer-a-cuda
Why do penguins eat fish?…Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?…A herring aid
What do romantic fish sing to each other?…Salmon-chanted evening
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather
Which fish can perform operations?…A Sturgeon
What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?…Fish and ships
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?…No, they do everything on porpoise
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?…Whale of fortune
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?…He prawned everything
HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
where do i begin with these comments other than to say the starfish goes to itsme.
If I had to codify this, I'd put lightly into the schmooze and booze category, Randy into the aquatic group, and itsme into the rank of head mermaid.
Wow, a promotion!
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