i said, benny, i’m pro choice.
benny said, so am i. if people want to choose to be homosexuals, who am i to stop them, even though it’s the dumbest thing they’ll do.
i said, what are you talking about? i’m talking about abortion, a woman’s right to choose.
benny said, oh. i’m against that.
then i said, well, being gay isn’t a matter of choice or being dumb.
so benny said, hmm … i guess we disgree on all this stuff.
i said, yeah, sure does sound like it.
then he said, well, actually we are both pro choice right? just on different things.
then i said, yeah i guess that’s one way to look at it.
benny thought for a minute and then said, sooo ... let's agree to disagree but in a way that we agree.
i said, i disagree.
benny said, exactly!
and i thought, boy benny would make a great senator.