379. home alone - episode four - part 1

well, they’re all gone and i’m left to my own manly devices for a week.
that’s a long time to become one with my own manly devices, and to be honest, i’m a bit anxious.
for instance, last night my own manly devices included 3574 calories in one sitting!
then i passively collected another 342 calories by watching three hours of barbequing and iron chef on the food channel.
at this rate, i’ll be unrecognizable by the time keaton returns.
one idea i had to counterbalance some of this is to watch a half hour exercise infomercial for each hour of mario batali and rachel ray.
now that’s some sensible manly devices logic right there.