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Thursday, September 4, 2008

(from the files) 375. spotting male hairpieces

i lack a few important social skills, for instance, text messaging.
i'm so bad, i've been known to type the text in msword, take a snapshot of the page with the cell phone and send the picture.

but as bad as that is, nothing compares to my inability to spot male hairpieces.
i know people who can spot a rug from a hundred yards away on a moonless night with sunglasses on.
it just seems like such a fundamental skill to have.


itsmecissy said...

OMG, bob, I spotted one at Applebee's last Friday (Mom's choice of restuarants, not mine)...I must have the gift (it was NASTY!)

bob said...

do me a favor. the next time, use your cell phone to take a picture, then send me the picture and an explanation, so that i might have a chance to learn your skillful ways.
thanks oh talented one!