i lack a few important social skills, for instance, text messaging.
i'm so bad, i've been known to type the text in msword, take a snapshot of the page with the cell phone and send the picture.
but as bad as that is, nothing compares to my inability to spot male hairpieces.
i know people who can spot a rug from a hundred yards away on a moonless night with sunglasses on.
it just seems like such a fundamental skill to have.