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Saturday, January 31, 2009

354. what ever happened to ted haggard?

(just caught teddie haggard on larry king the other night, as shameful a voyeuristic urge as i have had in quite some time. afterwards, i went back into the files to see if i actually had commented on this little sinminister matter. and lo and behold i did. praise the lord.)

the last i heard, the good evangelist took three weeks of intense therapy to cast the devil’s grip of homosexuality from his soul.
and, glory to god, he tested 100% heterosexual, although i have it on reliable sources that it was touch and go there for the tedster on the oral part of the exam.

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