andy and i were discussing the rules of attraction one day.
i said, i think it’s 50-50. 50% physical and 50% personality.
andy said, i think it’s more like 25-25.
i said, but what about the other 50%.
he said, oh that would be for women with, you know, penises.
i said, nothin’ for nothin’ but that’s a little weird.
he said, believe you me. you don’t know the half of it.
it will be some time before i discuss such matters with him again.