[i wrote this shortly after anna nicole's death. it's not very funny. sad really.]
the police officer said, okay folks. break it up. go home. it's over. nothin' more to see. she's gone for good now.
an onlooker said, hmm, where can we go now?
larry king said, well we're headed over to brittany spears' house. you can follow us there.
the onlooker said, yeah i hear she's a real mess.
and off they scurried into the night.