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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

(from the files) 299. simplify

my life is too complicated, keaton said, i need to simplify.
i said, that’s nice. before or after your heated stone, swedish massage in a seaweed wrap?
she said, i’m sorry. i was distracted. just received six text messages on my blackberry. what did you say?
i said, oh nothing.
then i thought, definitely after the massage. definitely.

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