i announced, okay everyone gather around in the bathroom for a pseudo step family meeting.
keaton and pseudo step daughter alix said, what is it?
i said, i’m going to teach you how to replace empty rolls of toilet paper with new ones.
alix said, but we know how to do that.
i said, i don’t think so because they’re always there for me to change.
keaton said, we do it because it’s nice to see you get passionate about something.
i said, really?
they both nodded in agreement.
i was touched by the thoughtfulness of their apparent selfless acts.
so i said, gee thanks, i don’t know what to say.
keaton said, you don’t have to say anything. it’s the least we can do for you.
then they left.
and i whistled a happy tune as i changed the roll.
that's pretty much how all our pseudo step family meetings go.