benny said, hey did ya here about the bp ceo quitting cause the british press was about to blow the lid off his secret relationship with a guy of the same sex?
i said, yeah i did, kinda sad actually.
benny said, yeah well it just goes to show, if ya hide things you’re gonna get caught.
i said, so are ya saying that if he had been up-front about his lover he’d still be ceo.
benny said, no way, he was a perverted, gay sicko, what do ya think!
i said, i think you make my hair hurt sometimes.
benny said, then i guess you’re allergic to common sense.
i said, it’s uncommon nonsense benny.
he said, actually it’s more common than you think.
then i thought, he might be right.