i was thinking recently that chris matthews is a pretty good news talk host.
then i watched him during the endless coverage of the virginia tech atrocity, as he tried to create news by playing psychologist with a suite mate of the shooter.
it was painful to watch.
i realized my thinking was bone-headed.
matthews is essentially a numbskull and i'm numbskullier for watching him.
so i have been drinking smart water hoping to alleviate some of my dumbness.
unfortunately i still watch his stupid show, which leads me to conclude smart water doesn’t work—at least not on this brain.
this result is something keaton predicted when i first told her of my plan.