Cranelegs Pond: 177. the perfect job

Thursday, May 31, 2007

177. the perfect job

i’m searching for a job where i can work in my sleep at night.
that way my waking hours would be freed up for daydreaming.

2 comments:

itsmecissy said...: PLEASE let me know when you find it!
Cathy; May 31, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Robert Crane said...: i'm following some leads. night security guard at the sleep studies lab is a possibility. will let you know.; May 31, 2007 at 10:33 AM

Welcome to My Spot on the Internets

I'm one of those guys who listens carefully to what others say, making all the necessary "I'm listening to you" faces, but what I'm really up to is searching for that opportune witty zinger. My brain is always working on humor. These days, it's all I got.

You'll find me here at the pond and on Twitter (@cranelegs). I don't do Facebook. Never liked it. Reminds me of my 8th grade cafeteria.

And the reviews are in:

"What's a blog?" (my dad)

"I never hit you with a wooden spoon. Why the lies?" (my mom)

"I'm still funnier." (youngest brother)

"I don't know, but you're all gonna need clothes." (founder of Barney's clothier)

"You're funniator than a two headed snake at a pig roast." (Gaston Bleenspot just up the road a piece)

"Pretty funny. Did you check the mail yet?" (my wife)

Well thanks for stopping by, even if was the result of a failed Google search. Poke around. Don't be a stranger.

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

177. the perfect job

2 comments: