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Friday, November 23, 2007

(from the files) 163. private moments

i had a private moment not long ago, so i filled it by watching hbo's real sex—something i'd never dream of doing with breathing humans about the house.
after one segment featuring naked women popping balloons, i realized i needed to fill my private moments in other ways.
perhaps i could press out the wrinkles on my forehead with a hot iron set on “cottons”.

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