2. the 300 riff

i said, well i saw ‘300’ today.
keaton said, you mean that movie about human growth hormone gone wild.
i said, yeah i guess.
she said, sure go ahead and support that typical male solution to problem solving. between that and all the hockey you watch, it’s a wonder i don’t put you out of your misery.
i said, yeah i guess, hey can you scratch my back.
she said, i don’t think so.
i said, why not.
she said, well suppose i decide to put you out of your misery in the middle of the night. there’ll be all that dna evidence under my nails.
i said, yeah, i guess.