(from the files) 19. the secret

keaton yelled, get in here, they’re talking about ‘the secret’ on cnn.
i said, you mean that stuff about the power of positive thinking.
she said, yes! i think it really works.
i said, i don’t buy that stuff. i mean there are a lot of things i’m positive about and it doesn’t matter.
she said, give me an example.
i said, like i’m positive you are going to wake me at 5am saturday morning to talk and it doesn't matter what i do to get out of it.
she said, hmm ... i see. well right now i need to apply ‘the secret’ to our relationship, and you better pray it works buddy boy.