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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

The US Postal Service Interview

During my job interview to be a mail carrier, the local Postmaster asked, "Are there any situations or circumstances in which you might be inclined to shoot a fellow postal worker?"

I thought about the question, thinking it seemed a bit odd but I guess maybe they have to ask, given some of the Postal Service history. So I thought some more and I couldn't help myself, I said in jest (because I'm such a jesty character), "Well I suppose if someone sorted the mail in reverse alphabetical order using only the last name on the return address, I might be so inclined."

He replied, "Hmm ... we have a few of those. When can you start?"

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