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Sunday, July 20, 2014

I'm corrected

Keaton said, "You men think you can do everything we can do."
I said, "Well other than having babies, that's pretty much true."
She said, "Oh yeah, try being a mermaid, Mr. Smarty Pants."
And I said, "Okay, I'm corrected, while standing."

4 comments:

lightly said...

i think my little friend "neptune" god of the sea, may have a few merMAn issues

Randy Johnson said...

Not that prodding a woman is ever a good idea, but you could have tried retorting, "You try being a mermaid, Ms. Smarty Pants. Not as easy as Disney makes it look is it?!"

itsmecissy said...

Or try wearing pany hose.

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