Cranelegs Pond: Cranelegs Twit #1

Monday, February 20, 2012

Cranelegs Twit #1

So you know how sometimes you imagine certain couples having sex? I do anyway. Well, Gingrich & that blonde appendage of his made me stop.

3 comments:

itsmecissy said...: Pulleeez, not before I've had my coffee ....; February 20, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Pam Beers. said...: You mean...plastic woman? I need more than coffee for that image.; February 20, 2012 at 5:16 PM
itsmecissy said...: Bob, go see the "scary picture" on my blog. This'll stop all your imagining forever!; February 23, 2012 at 7:10 PM

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I'm one of those guys who listens carefully to what others say, making all the necessary "I'm listening to you" faces, but what I'm really up to is searching for that opportune witty zinger. My brain is always working on humor. These days, it's all I got.

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Monday, February 20, 2012

Cranelegs Twit #1

3 comments: