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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

a bob day at the beach

i was at the beach the other day when a bottle washed up on the sand.
it had a note in it.
i read it on account of i can do that.
it said, "hey bub! where's the $23 you owe me?”
i couldn't believe it.
so i pulled my money and pen out of my speedo, put $17 in the bottle and wrote, "here, this is all i have. now quit bothering me."

it'll be a while before i go back to that beach.


itsmecissy said...

Thanks for the $17 bob. Your bottle washed up here on the Left Coast two mornings ago...

Robert Crane said...

i thought so. that note had you written all over it, literally, "you" "you" "you" all over it.

btw: you are splitting the $15 starbucks card with randy, which comes to $7.50 which added to $17 is $24.50 (minus $20) which means you owe me $4.50 which means you won't be seeing the card until I get the $4.50 in advance. See how that works? I'm starting to think like Lightly which is troublesome but oddly refreshing at the same time.

itsmecissy said...

The check's in the bottle.