i was at the beach the other day when a bottle washed up on the sand.
it had a note in it.
i read it on account of i can do that.
it said, "hey bub! where's the $23 you owe me?”
i couldn't believe it.
so i pulled my money and pen out of my speedo, put $17 in the bottle and wrote, "here, this is all i have. now quit bothering me."
it'll be a while before i go back to that beach.