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Saturday, December 18, 2010

my beloved 1999 acura tl

i am wrestling with the thought that my beloved 1999 acura tl, all +210k miles of it, is on its last wheels.
the heater no longer works and it's drinking way too much gas for the few miles it travels.
alas, so many fond memories shared with my dear friend, as it sputters and coughs to start these cold winter days.
so many stories in fact, that i have been thinking about writing a book about its life.
a biography of sorts.
yes, an autobiography.
a real autobiography.

(boy! that was a lot of work to get to a dumb punchline i came up with at 3am this morning. i shoulda just gone back to sleep if i had any brains at all.)

1 comment:

Pam said...

The best punchlines hit us around 3 a.m. This is a good one. I usually don't remember them after the first five minutes.