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Thursday, December 23, 2010

dumb germaphobe logic

i was entering the mall yesterday when a mom ahead of me yelled at her ten year old son, "press the auto open button! press the auto open button! God knows who's touched that door!"
and i looked at that tiny auto button compared to the big old glass door and thought, oh yeah like that auto open button shouldn't really be labeled "place-your-snotty-ten-year-old-paws-right-here-so-we-can-pass-some-of-that-germ-farm-around button", except that is way too many words for such a tiny thing.

4 comments:

lightly said...

oh you want the one word replacement for that.


IDIOTS

Robert Crane said...

lightly, it's nice to go into this christmas season knowing you and i see eye to eye. have a great holiday in canada my friend!

Pam said...

My daughter specializes in child psychiatry for a reason.

itsmecissy said...

Merry Christmas bob, hope you have meaningful time with family and friends. Mr. itsme is doing a nice pork tenderloin with all the sides and I'm doing bread pudding for dessert with all the sides -all the stuff I've baked the last two weeks.

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!