well, i'm back.
in one piece.
for the most part.
just had a pint of plain, non-fat, greek yogurt to subdue the spanish inquisition goin' on in the bowels of my innards.
and you know what?
spanish inquisition is a pretty good way to put it since i just returned from spain.
"what is madrid, spain?" is another good way to put it, that is, if i were answering the final travel jeopardy question, which i guess i have to since no one around here seems to be very good at guessing bob travel destinations, even though i gave clues that sarah palin figured out, whose comments i deleted because of all the misspellings, which apparently got her all persnickety because i was like, "hey sarah, you have to spell spain right if you want to be my president some day", and she was all like, "oh, listen to mister eleetist who doesn't even know spane there is spelled the same as rane and plane because i know how the song goes, so maybe ya should read a book there bob before you go gettin' all eye brow ya know", and then i'm thinkin' that she must of meant "high brow" (another good reason to keep her away from washington) and that i don't need any of this because, as you can see by the picture below, i have my own problems, and so i just kept deleting her comments like there was no tomorrow, which i had a feeling this contest was gonna lead to anyway but i did it an account of itsmecissy likes guessing at things but i didn't think she'd be worse than palin for cryin' out loud there.
but enough of that already.
a pic from a small cafe window in segovia, spain, where the little piggies never quite make it all the way home.
and one last parting shot of my favorite hangout, where i waited like some sort of sicko pervert to offer little piglets candy in hopes of luring them to a boiling vat of cooking oil i concocted in the hotel bath tub like hannibal lechter with a pork fetish for chrissakes.
this is the sort of thing that concerns me quite frankly!
oh yeah, there are no winners to this contest.
just losers and sarah palin.
and this will not be repeated any time soon, i can tell ya that for sure!