i asked, so what makes women tick?
keaton said, that’s easy, the joy of life itself.
i said, wow, you mean it’s not becoming man's equal?
she said, walking upright is about as equal as we want to be. the rest you can keep.
so then keaton asked, what makes men tick?
i said, not that i’m a spokesman or nothin’ but i think the joy of life itself.
she barked, are you kiddin’ me?
i said, and the sight of a flat tire or the smell of a full bag of garbage.
she said, that’s what i'm talkin' about!