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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

oh, now this is disturbing!

okay, so i had a sex dream last night.
that's not the disturbing part.
i'm not positive because it was kinda of grainy and my eyesight ain't what it used to be, but i'm pretty sure it was with carol channing.
that's the disturbing part.
it was almost like being punished at the same time i was perpetrating my fantasy infidelity.

(but nothin' for nothin', she's a wild cat, she is, although i could've done without that voice!)


itsmecissy said...

ROFLMAO!!! That's as bad as having a sex dream about Steven Tyler (Arrowsmith).

Robert Crane said...

Okay, if i had a sex dream with tyler, it would be worse, way worse (not that there is anything wrong with that).

lightly said...

if you actually read all the stuff you write you will notice that you have been disturbed for a very long time, but a sex dream is what breaks the camels back.

when you have sex dreams about your wife is when you move from disturbed to insane

Pam said...

"Hello Dolly" will never be the same after this new visual image.