"if it's good news, it must be someone else's"

Monday, April 5, 2010

emails from the future

i’ve been getting a boatload of emails from the future, specifically the year 2037.
as far as i can tell, the good news is that there will be plenty of easy money, pills, and free stuff to go around.
the bad news is that penis enlargement is a big seller, leading me to believe a "small penis" scourge will have swept the land, leaving short, dangling participles in its wake.


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Robert Crane said...

[bob thought to himself, hmmm ... i wonder if she reads "where's 47" if that will save me from this lowly place.]