keaton graduated from college with a degree in oceanography, her dreams of becoming a treasure hunter quickly dashed by the realities of living on land.
although i have not shared this with her, i think it was a temporary derailment for it is clear she later found her treasure when she scooped me up from the depths.
a case of "all that glitters is not gold" if ever there was.
now the reason i have not shared this with her is because she might have an entirely different perspective.
but she would be wrong, and i don't feel like arguing because arguing isn't good for the glit—as we treasured types fondly call it.