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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

904. liz story, where are you?

i've decided i need theme music for this blog.
i also decided i need someone to write and perform it, since i can do neither.
let's see.

something new agey and piano-ey.
yes.
and ... um ... hmmm ... i'm getting vibes that it would be good if it were by someone with initials l.s..
google searching.
gotta love the goog!
oh, what do you know.
one result.
oh my!
it's like a sign of some sort.
liz story.
of course!

the problem is i can't contact her or get within 100 yards of her.
part of a silly old court order.
nothing really.

they claimed it was stalking.
i claimed it was walking near her for three weeks by sheer happenstance.
a lot of something about a lot of nothing if you ask me.

anyway, i've lost track of her.
so if any of you know her, would you mind giving me her address, phone number and any pictures of her in a hot tub.

thanks!

in the meantime, i'm working on a little humming number i'll pipe in until i have a chance to hire my sweetest of ivory angels, lizzy.

3 comments:

itsmecissy said...

I don't know about Lizzy but I have a few suggestions:

“The Other Side of Life" by the Moody Blues?

"Girls just wanna have fun" by Cindi Lauper? Oh, wait, scratch that one.

“Everybody Eats When They Come to My House” by Cab Calloway?

“I don't know enough about you" by Peggy Lee?

Just trying to help bob.

JennyWren said...

ah Bob, been I while since I checked the post so thought I would take a peak... You never let me down.
Nothing like a little stalker humor to bring a smile to your face.
Hope all is well my friend - thanks for keeping me entertained.

bob said...

itsme ... i'll incorporate some of those tunes in my humming.

jenn ... thanks for stopping by. good to hear from you. and motorcycles are not the same as bicycles. so be careful. you can poke your eye out. (ponders will need to visit finite of infinity to understand the reference)