if you think i'm kidding about the day after a bob day being a return to the misery, this might convince you.
took the dog to the vet yesterday.
yada yada yada.
blah blah blah.
i have to apply ointment to her vulva and anal rim twice a day for two weeks!
just because i indulged in my once a year bob day?
i'm not talking about a car and a geological wonder here.
i'm talking about some serious private parts.
i mean i hate to admit this but i've always been a little sketchy on just what the vulva is (or is it "vulva are"?).
and i prefer it that way quite honestly.
but i guess that's all gonna change!
why oh why oh why?
and the dog isn't even officially mine!
she is keaton's by law.
but nooooooo ...
keaton has long finger nails.
they might hurt the dog or even worse ... break!
so it's yours truly.
because such is my life.
a dog's master baster.
i can't get senile fast enough.