i said, nothing bothers me more than someone who always has to top your story. ya know what i mean?
benny said, no, not really.
i said, well like if i say my car gets 32 miles to the gallon, they immediately say, well mine gets 34.
then benny said, that's nothing, i get 42 in that sweet civic ride i bought on ebay.
so i said, ok, see? now i'm bothered.
but then i thought for a moment and decided that the ping golf clubs he willed me were still enough to keep the friendship alive—bothered or not.
(see 156, 191, 297 for more ping golf club references)