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Saturday, September 20, 2008

683. upped and died

benny said, the dog just upped and died.
andy said, whaddaya mean he just upped and died?
benny said, it's like it sounds. he got up and then keeled over deader than tar.
andy said, ya mean he just upped and died?
benny said, that's what i'm tryin' to tell ya.
andy said, why didn't ya just say so in the first place.
benny said, but i did. didn't i bob? tell'em i did!
i said, nothin' for nothin', but what do i know?

the thing is i did know somethin' for somethin', but i'm stayin' outta of this one.
when those two lock horns on the way andy digests data and regurgitates information, there's no telling what's going to happen.
it's always best to play the "nothin' for nothin'" card and let the chips fall as they may.

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