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Thursday, July 31, 2008

620. i'm going squirrelly

there are three flying squirrels who have called the attic home for months now and i for one am tired of it.
last night was the last straw.
they managed to hook up an old discarded 8-track player and played john denver songs all night long.
and they sang along with those annoying flying squirrel voices.
loud too!

so i bought me one of them there havahart traps and i'm gonna catch me some flying squirrels.
for bait, i plan to use an 8-track of glen campbell hits—based on what i have read and observed and whatnot about their musical tastes.

this is going to be too easy.
almost criminal.

2 comments:

Wamblings said...

LOL Did you get your squirrels? Or have they fought back with Elton John?

bob said...

wamblings, thanks for stopping by.

apparently, the eight track didn't work. and i swear i've heard the faint sound of elton's piano in the mid of night, so you might just be right. anyway now i have nude pictures of miss july from playsquirrel. if that doesn't do it, will try peanuts (which the trap instructions suggest).