there are three flying squirrels who have called the attic home for months now and i for one am tired of it.
last night was the last straw.
they managed to hook up an old discarded 8-track player and played john denver songs all night long.
and they sang along with those annoying flying squirrel voices.
so i bought me one of them there havahart traps and i'm gonna catch me some flying squirrels.
for bait, i plan to use an 8-track of glen campbell hits—based on what i have read and observed and whatnot about their musical tastes.
this is going to be too easy.