i said, so keaton and i will be down over night and you can give us that art lesson, but dad is going to have turn the air conditioning on.
ma said, i don't know. you know how your father gets chilled.
so i said, well tell him to put on an extra pair of pajamas.
she added, your father and i don't wear pajamas.
i chuckled and said, what are ya doin'? trying to ruin my life? of course ya do. you're just confused.
ma said, no, i'm quite serious.
my breath became shallow and quick.
then i said, i see. listen, got bad news. can't make it. i forgot i have a weekend load of sessions with my shrink, and right this second, i can't get to them fast enough.