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Sunday, June 8, 2008

564. vanity mirror

i happened to stop in front of the vanity mirror with only a towel wrapped around my waist, and i thought, holy cow, why do they call it a vanity mirror, because based on what i see, the last thing i can imagine being right now is vain.
instead, they should call it the humble naked truth mirror.
yeah, i think that's a better name for it.


Anonymous said...

I think a mirror that would only show from the nect up would be nice, or maybe from the knees down in some cases would be better.

bob said...

no argument from me anony!