i just saw a levitra commercial.
you know, that erectile dysfunction medicine.
you know, the one where you need to consult a doctor to make sure you are healthy enough to have sex.
the funny thing is, that if a man has a heart beat, he figures he's healthy enough to have sex.
he doesn't need no stinkin' doctor.
besides if he's gonna die, he can't think of a more pleasant way, except maybe food poisoning from kobe beef or lobster or something.