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Monday, January 21, 2008

490. erectile dysfunction

i just saw a levitra commercial.
you know, that erectile dysfunction medicine.
you know, the one where you need to consult a doctor to make sure you are healthy enough to have sex.
the funny thing is, that if a man has a heart beat, he figures he's healthy enough to have sex.
he doesn't need no stinkin' doctor.
besides if he's gonna die, he can't think of a more pleasant way, except maybe food poisoning from kobe beef or lobster or something.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Certain things you just shouldn't make public big guy!!! By the way, Vandy is Scott VanderMeer "Vandy" the nickname my creative ball player friends decided to give me. Have a great night Bob.

Robert Crane said...

ah ... vandy ... i should have known with that new orleans accent and all. good luck with that blog!!!

Anonymous said...

What is really concerning is the, "call the doctor if your erection last more than 8 hours." You should be so lucky!