the top three things i fear most: 3) death (knocking dentists out three years ago), 2) police pullovers, and the runaway perennial winner, 1) public speaking.
speaking in front of a group of humans numbering more than three has been so debilitating that one of my great life accomplishments was navigating through college without having to give one oral report.
unfortunately, it is also what keeps me from accepting oprah's invitations to her tv show.
well, not receiving an invitation yet is probably the first reason, but when she eventually gets around to it, i plan to decline due to a conflict of important business that day.
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