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Friday, March 6, 2009

(from the files) 346. guy priorities

i asked benny, when are you going to get that big lump on your neck checked out? it's the size of a small hedge hog.
benny said, eventually. first i have to get the dent on my car hood fixed. then i gotta change the oil in my chain saw. and then i have to make cement, and then i have to—
i interrupted and said, yeah, i understand.

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