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Thursday, August 16, 2007

344. nine types of c-span callers

after careful study the past year, i have finally been able to whittle down the callers into c-span’s washington journal into nine distinct categories:

1. angry republicans
2. angry democrats
3. sensible republicans
4. sensible democrats
5. angry republicans who expose sensible republicans as sneaky democrats
6. angry democrats who expose sensible democrats as sneaky republicans
7. independents (a.k.a., conspiracy theorists)
8. bible quoters
9. howard stern fans

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