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Saturday, August 4, 2007

318. 1 turnoff that makes a great guy wave goodbye

i just read on yahoo, “10 turnoffs that make great gals wave goodbye”.
cute idea but where do they find these articles.
well i read it and let me tell you, women are really picky.
and i get the feeling there were a lot more complaints that didn’t get on the list because they had an article word count limit.
so i thought to myself, hey self, in some circles you’re considered a great guy, so what are the ‘10 turnoffs that make a great guy wave goodbye’.
i thought hard.
blood came out my ears and eye corners.
i could only come up with one that stood the test of time: she’s a lesbian.
but even then, if there are two at the same time, well it’s a plus.

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