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Thursday, April 15, 2010

(from the files) 314. precautions

as a precaution, i wore three pairs of the tightest underpants i owned to eighth grade dances in case a slow dance caused a situation, because to be honest i was pretty much an unannounced moment away from a situation waiting to be humiliated most of my uninformative years.

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