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Thursday, April 29, 2010

(from the files) 261. quoting celebrities

sometimes when i get an idea, i tell people it's from a celebrity first.
that way if people don’t like it so much and tell me how stupid it is, i can always be a wisenheimer and say something like, don't complain to me? i'm just sayin', that's all. complain to that idiot tommy cruise! it was his idea.

and then they drop it like a hot potato because they never know how to get in touch with him.

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