i called dad. i said, happy birthday dad.
he said, no it's not babes.
i asked, why?
he said, the car is gone.
i asked, stolen?
he said, no your mom took it.
i said, but she doesn't drive.
he said, that's why i'm so worried about the car.
i said, well at least it's a gated community, she can't get very far.
he said, you don't know your mother, when she get's like this.
i said, apparently there's a lot i don't know.
then i decided it would be best if i just sent cards in the future.