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Thursday, June 7, 2007

202. pants on fire

we are forebodingly warned if we leave iraq, the terrorists will follow us home.
now i know i’m a little thick but the recent rash of uncovered plots in the homeland lead me to believe they might already be here.
it also appears that all the plots were uncovered by a vigilant public and/or networked law enforcement—not lost lives in iraq.
so when someone tries to tell me that we haven’t been attacked again as a result of our taking the fight to the terrorists on the “central front” in iraq, i grab a bucket of water and check to see if their pants are on fire.
but you know, my mind is uncluttered, empty almost. so my crazy logic could just be the result of that.

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