keaton poked my stomach with her finger.
she said, you know you’re getting’ a little belly there.
i said sarcastically, well that’s a nice thing to say.
she said, oh come on, i’m just teasin’.
i said, so i guess i can tease you someday should you find yourself burdened by a four lane broad street booty.
next thing i knew a frozen prok chop sailed right between my legs, missing the boys by a fraction of an inch.
i said, i'll take that as a big no.