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Saturday, June 2, 2007

187. hpv and the faithful

i said, so dori are you going to have your daughter vaccinated against hpv.
dori said, no! vaccinations should be illegal! they encourage premarital sex. my daughter is abstaining.
i said, well suppose she is a lesbian. since she can’t get married, she’ll have to abstain for life.
she said, well first, she isn’t. and as for homosexuals, they are going to have sex anyway. it is part of their evil nature. and eventually these god ordained diseases will wipe them out. it will be a case of natural selection, survival of the fittest.
i said, wait a minute, you are a strict creationist. since when did you become a darwinian?
she said, since when it comes in handy.

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