andy said, i think paris is more pathetic than lindsay.
benny said, you’re nuts. britney is more pathetic than both of them added together.
then i said, what’s pathetic is what you guys are talking about.
then andy said, yeah, they’re probably the same pathetic.
benny said, yeah, they’re equal pathetic.
then i said, now ted haggard, that’s pathetic.
the boys nodded in agreement.
and that was all there was to that.