keaton said, part of your problem is that you have white male privilege and don’t even know it.
i said, so what am i suppose to do?
she said, own it.
i said, okay i own it. now what?
she said, how does it feel?
i said, the same as a minute ago.
she said, well you’re suppose to feel enlightened.
i said, yeah well your feminist hijinks never planned on encountering this white male brain.
she said, oh go change a tire.