keaton said, i think we need to become vegetarians to reduce our use of natural resources.
i said, i can do that. i love pastas and beef.
she said, but beef is meat.
i said, not in my book. i consider cows to be extraterrestrials, probably dropped off by aliens 6000 years ago. who knows what they really are? actually, they seem more like plants with legs that eat other plants to me.
she said, i suppose you’ll tell me tuna are cows that swim.
i said, well, come to think of it, it kinda follows doesn’t it?
she said, oh go grill a burger from outer space.
i said, now your talkin’ my language vegan!
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