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Saturday, June 5, 2010

(from the files) 161. two things i pay attention to

first, i pay close attention to an agitated keaton when she has a frozen pork chop in her mitts, and second, my bleeding nose, if i didn’t do such a good job on the first.


Randy Johnson said...

This sounds like a good reason for you to join Keaton on that "vegan kick." A bunch of asparagus across the proboscis doesn’t hurt nearly as bad as a frozen chop, and you’ll be back to agitating shape in a fraction of the time; which gives me an idea for a new start up company. Bob how’d you like to invest in an outfit that manufactures and sells brass pork chops? Keaton could be our sales manager. …just a thought

Robert Crane said...

brass pork chops? hmmm ... i'm concerned i might not survive the product testing phase. maybe we could see if sanford, edwards, woods, etc would be willing to stand in as spokestargets. for a small stipend mind you.